Next Phase and more on 40 Guns and how it relates to Gin

I trust that either Noel or Keith will be joining the list this coming week -- putting us over to nine. My question is do we become:
1). The Deep Space Nine;
2). Nine Lives; or
3). Nine Inch Nails?

There is also a British film called "The Nine Ages of Nakedness" which can be read about here, but after today's lecture and me saying the word penis over and over like a repeat revolver, I think it's time to move on to something more wholesome like "Nine Inch Nails"
Note: But my personal choice would be The Deep Space Nine.

One other note: I hope no one took offense today at any of the lecture -- it was meant to illustrate how academia works with genre. I also hope no one took offense at me insulting your own film taste and suggesting that I am obviously superior in recognizing what a brilliant film Forty Guns is. Wait, that didn't come out right either.

Let me try again. When I was your age, in college, someone made me a gin and tonic. I spit it out, saying that it tasted too "ginny." My friend suggested I try gin and ginger ale which became my drink (except, being from Virgina, I still spent weekends swilling bourbon from the bed of a pick up truck -- kidding) Any way, by the time I got to law school, I had moved up to gin and tonics -- now I won't even let vermouth into the same room as my martini (I say martini, it's really just a glass of cold gin in a cool glass)My point is that while one might say that Fuller's Forty Guns is just not that good a film, I'm suggesting the possibility that I served you all up a big ol' glass of gin today with no chaser -- which is how it was meant to be consumed!

See y'all tomorrow.