Monday, March 10, 2008

30 Things That Should Never be Adapted to Film


So cracked.com asked its readers to submit their ideas for the worst remake/adaptation ever, and they posted the top 30. They're all hilarious, but the above is my absolute favorite. I'd be first in line.


3 comments:

Mike Wagner said...

That's something I'd have to see on IMAX...

Tiffany said...

HAhaha did you guys also see the entry on that website that lists the bugs that we eat in our food?? made me never want to eat anything red again

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